Happy Gotcha Day Linley. Your plan worked! Find a kind-hearted person who would take you home. Then work all your feline charm on the family and Viola! You have a forever home! Good job!
I can see it now. She will be dragging herself out of bed every morning, her fur going every which way. She will schluff into the kitchen, try to jump up onto the counter and miss. She will try it again and make it, barely. She'll get her coffee cup that says "cats rule, dogs drool" and start banging on the coffee maker, shouting "Where's my cuppa joe? Where's my cuppa joe?"
I will find that one. I know home cooking is much healthier and cheaper than eating out. I can nuke things but that is probably just as unhealthy as eating out. Amy's is a good brand of organic nukeable dinners.
Yes it does.[you didn't eat out or order it to be delivered & it wasn't frozen or precooked at the store]
Phew! Oh good! That is about all I can do in the kitchen. That and a pot of beans.
I need to look into the book JJ recommended. Hopefully, it is for the disinterested too. Cooking has never been my forte. I make messes and burn things.