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Author Topic: Really cute joke for those dog lovers in us..  (Read 2919 times)
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mainecoonpeg
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« on: January 10, 2008, 02:10:26 PM »

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog Cody, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
 

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catbird
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 02:21:18 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin

probably just as well...
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kaffe
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 05:23:30 PM »

ah ha ha ha ha ha

OMG!!!  This is the BEST practical joke I have ever heard!  Read it out to my family and we were rolling on the floor laughing!  THANKS for the laughter, Peg!  I sure needed it today.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 04:52:06 PM »

This is the third version of the joke I have heard. The first version was "I was sitting in the middle of the road licking myself when I got hit by a car."
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dingbat
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That which does not kill us makes us stronger


« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 05:45:05 PM »

I should know better than to read something like this while drinking,

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I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn't weird at all and it was the people saying they were weird that were weird.
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 12:06:12 AM »

Fell off the chair laughing on this one!
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mainecoonpeg
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2008, 09:19:35 PM »

Klondike, I must confess that I did not create this one. 
I only wish I had the smarts and the humor to have done it   Wink
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We miss you KD


« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 09:44:10 AM »

Plus, what kind of Itchmovian would Peg be, buying Purina dog chow at Walmart?  Shocked

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mainecoonpeg
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2008, 12:49:45 PM »

You folks are too funny Wink


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