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JoMax
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« on: March 24, 2012, 08:36:04 AM »

Going through my old computer files today & came across this that I did several years back, when I was getting fed up of the job applications and the 'CV' speak they are expected to have....
For extra info to place it, Eppie came to me as a kitten when I was living with my ex-partner, whom I left when she was 5.  We then lived in rented for 5 months whilst the house money got sorted & I brought my own place - we had been there a few months when I wrote this - she had been catching mice & bringing them in (alive) consistently at that point - when new b/f emailed me to say they'd found a mouse in their office & were considering creating a 'mouse-hunter' post...

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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 11:17:45 AM »

I'd hire her!!!
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 10:02:53 PM »

How creative!   Cheesy   Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 06:53:28 AM »

ROFL!!!  Any time Eppie wants a position in the US, there would be one available for her here!
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 01:49:33 PM »

This is so good!  You made my day Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 12:08:01 PM »

LOL JoMax, this is really cute!  Great job to both of you!  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 01:30:40 PM »

Ha ha ha ha Grin, Grin Grin that is a scream, JoMax! Perhaps Eppie could also travel and present mousing seminars. My cats could use a refresher course!
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