bernynhel,You made my day!
LOL!
This sounds like George Orwell's worst nightmare for cats!
Could your real name be Michael Chertoff, or do you just work for Homeland Security?
Just kidding. 
LOL Those are exactly the characters who's mindsets I tried to put myself into for that! I came to post about Kitty in the Vet/Medical but I promised Mom I'd look for a way to keep her Josie off kitchen counters. I liked the two sided tape so I'll tell her but, between you and me, I'll bet you bombs to burkas that the Pentagon, coupled with some good, clean, "can do, go anywhere and get there and do it to them first!" private outfits like Haliburton could come up with something even better than the tape! And for
less than 3 Trillion, too, I'd wager!