I was researching a topic and came across the following which gave me a little chuckle when I read it (note #3 - those with torties will understand

). This was at the beginning of an otherwise very serious list of suggestions for vets when making a diagnosis.
"There is as much "art" as science in the practice of veterinary medicine generally, and in feline practice in particular. The following are some useful (I hope) thoughts gleaned from practical veterinary practice related to the feline species.
General:
1. Less (restraint) is more when handling cats.
2. If you develop a rapport with cat owners and with cats, you will rapidly develop a very loyal and enthusiastic clientele.... however, the reverse is also true.
3. Tortie and calico cats have a "devil" gene.
4. Many solid black cats have Siamese heritage. Kink at the end of the tail is a Siamese trait."